Ladies and Gentlemen
What you see here before you, is a proud Indian with his/ her belly and his/ her big, huge SUV.
In the SUV, they growl like a death metal singer. Oh, and if you have heard the death metal group, Arch Enemy, you will know that their ex-singer Angela Grossman can growl. So can the current singer, Alissa White-Gluz
So, they growl. You see, the SUV (and, the bigger the better) gives them testicular, or ovarian, fortitude.
They are strong. The paunch, well hidden behind the steering wheel, now resembles a round and muscular abdomen. The belly is rubbed, the mobile phone is out, the shades are on, and with a scowl, our Indian is ready to rumble.
Who is the announcer who used to yell to the crowd – Are you ready to rumble? If I remember well, it was an announcer of the WWE, or the WWF.
You see the muscular resemblance? The showmanship. The bravado. The acting, all done to perfection.
Me, poor me, scoots away, when I see the monsters approach.
Like a mouse, I scuttle. I squeak, I plead for my life.
With a look of disdain, they let me live. They let me fight another day.
I sigh with relief.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is an India with his / her SUV…
Okay, now I cannot draw. But this picture has been done in three steps.
Step 1 – I did my stick insect drawing, using the Bamboo paper App
Step 2 – I added the wheels, and a nice belly with the Matter App
Step 3 – I edited it, in Photoshop Express, and added a frame.